Tag: funny
member name: Melanie B.
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . . more
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September 10, 2008 12:47 AM EDT --
This was sent to my email. Thought I'd share the chuckle~ =)
Murphy's other 15 laws
1. Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. . . . more
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December 30, 2006 12:15 AM EST --
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take . . . more
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November 15, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
R-Rated Cyber Boobies~
Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( . . . more
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January 18, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
A friend of mine sent this email FWD to me. It is just too funny I had to share~ =)
Subject: Great dog story
A while back an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. . . . more
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January 17, 2008 10:51 PM EST --
BooBoo is our youngest Boston Terrier. He is just the craziest guy. He loves the water. We have a pond and small creek, behind our house. In one section there is a small pool of water that is . . . more
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June 08, 2008 04:10 PM EDT --
A friend sent this to my email. Thought I'd share the lil chuckle. =)
TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd . . . more
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December 12, 2006 10:02 PM EST --
Brought to you from
"Humor Matters".
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble? . . . more
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November 08, 2006 11:56 AM EST --
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always bnegative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
I used . . . more
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November 15, 2006 12:09 PM EST --
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia . . . more
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December 11, 2006 03:08 PM EST --
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY
WAY OUT OF
IT UNTIL THE
COP LOOKED
AT MY DOG IN
THE BACK SEAT.
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August 25, 2007 09:44 PM EDT --
I wonder what the person setting this sign up was thinking? lol =)
Taken along a road in Rockingham county Virginia...
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January 25, 2008 10:25 PM EST --
Pistachios are my favorite nut. My husband brought a bag home for me today. And while I was sitting here munching away. I noticed this allergen alert box, beside the nutrition facts guide.
Please . . . more
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July 01, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
When we sit outside with our dogs on the porch. We decided to put up a board, while we sit there. To keep them from running off and into the road.
As you can see with this first photo. . . . more
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June 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT --
A friend of mine, sent this to my email. I thought it funny and had to share it. =)
SMILE FOR THE DAY - 5 YEAR-OLD STUDENT
My five-year old students, are learning to read.
Yesterday . . . more
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January 01, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
There were Five country churches in a small Texas town:
The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the
Catholic Church, and the Jewish Synagogue.
Each church was overrun . . . more
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February 10, 2007 05:45 PM EST --
Deep in the backwoods the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the
middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the . . . more
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May 22, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
A friend of mine sent this to me via email. One that has been around for a long time. Still gave me a chuckle when I reread it. =)
New Lie Dectector *email funny*
John was a salesman's . . . more
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November 04, 2006 01:28 PM EST --
This is an EXCELLENT Oldie~
To good not to pass around.
The Stranger
A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this . . . more
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November 06, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
Fwd: Tech St. Nick
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hackers a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. . . . more
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