Tag: funny
member name: Melanie B.
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . .
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October 19, 2008 03:49 AM EDT --
Funny Halloween Pranks
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January 04, 2009 12:27 AM EST --
Why do you do that, Mom?
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream all over her face.
"Why do you do that, Mom?"
"To make myself beautiful," . . .
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September 10, 2008 12:47 AM EDT --
This was sent to my email. Thought I'd share the chuckle~ =)
Murphy's other 15 laws
1. Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. . . .
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December 30, 2006 12:15 AM EST --
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take . . .
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November 15, 2006 12:09 PM EST --
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia . . .
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November 20, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
>>S O M E T I M E S
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>>Sometimes...
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>>when you cry...
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>>no one sees your tears.
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>>Sometimes...
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December 12, 2006 10:02 PM EST --
Brought to you from
"Humor Matters".
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble? . . .
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January 01, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
There were Five country churches in a small Texas town:
The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the
Catholic Church, and the Jewish Synagogue.
Each church was overrun . . .
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January 04, 2009 12:30 AM EST --
I found these alcohol warnings online.
Alcohol Warnings..
Warnings you won't see on the label
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you . . .
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November 04, 2006 01:28 PM EST --
This is an EXCELLENT Oldie~
To good not to pass around.
The Stranger
A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this . . .
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November 06, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
Fwd: Tech St. Nick
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hackers a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. . . .
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November 08, 2006 11:56 AM EST --
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always bnegative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
I used . . .
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November 12, 2006 01:15 PM EST --
Funny, wacky, creative names of stores in the UK~
Such as : Austin Flowers -It's Curtains For You -Beauty & The Beach -Brief Moments-
The Bitter End.
Check the link below for more.
http://www.shophorror.co.uk/pages/gallery.html . . .
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November 15, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
R-Rated Cyber Boobies~
Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( . . .
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December 11, 2006 03:08 PM EST --
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY
WAY OUT OF
IT UNTIL THE
COP LOOKED
AT MY DOG IN
THE BACK SEAT.
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January 18, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
A friend of mine sent this email FWD to me. It is just too funny I had to share~ =)
Subject: Great dog story
A while back an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. . . .
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February 10, 2009 10:28 PM EST --
From an email from an online friend. Some Valentines Day Riddles.
Yes they are oldies~ lol =)
What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
You're fun to hang . . .
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June 10, 2009 02:05 PM EDT --
Just three guys peeling potatoes. =)
For my daughter's wedding on Saturday. One of the side dishes is potato salad. It’ll take 30 pounds of potatoes, which will be enough to serve 100 . . .
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July 26, 2009 01:37 PM EDT --
As most of you have read. I am propped up with knee troubles. My son moved m my computer into the front room, where I am at. It is next to a window facing the road. I am sitting just doing some Gathering. . . .
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